she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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