Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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