Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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