She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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