i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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