As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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