dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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