Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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