yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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