Need sex. Gaining weight.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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