some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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