we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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