How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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