Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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