Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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