How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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