...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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