Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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