you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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