he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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