I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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