2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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