that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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