yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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