do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.