How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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