wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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