You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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