i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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