Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Randomize
