Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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