I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
