So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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