But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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