I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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