I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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