i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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