Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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