i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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