Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just pee around me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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