by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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