Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize