Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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