I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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