I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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