I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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