Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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