What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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