she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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Have fun and good luck.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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