So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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