And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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