is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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