Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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