he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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