You made me cry and you don't even care
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm at about main and main street
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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