someone get that fucking seahorse.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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