one might say we're banned from that church
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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